ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

the-unnatural-disaster:

lightspeedsound:

inthepursuitofincredible:

oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.

What dicks

literally this is almost verbatim that scene in white chicks where one of the girls is like “these african famine victims are so skinny tho”

like honestly things you thought would stay parody and didn’t…

When we were homeless a few years ago during the recession and squatting in an abandoned house, our only food came from a food pantry because we couldn’t even get food stamps (with two small children to feed as well).

I had the only job I could find, which was 60 miles each way and I frequently had to choose between gas and food.

My co-workers went on and on about my weight loss one day, gushing over how great I looked and what was my secret.

I cried in the bathroom for an hour after that.

This bitch can go jump off a cliff.

(Source: sandandglass, via ispeaktroll)

Timestamp: 1398301844

the-unnatural-disaster:

lightspeedsound:

inthepursuitofincredible:

oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.

What dicks

literally this is almost verbatim that scene in white chicks where one of the girls is like “these african famine victims are so skinny tho”

like honestly things you thought would stay parody and didn’t…

When we were homeless a few years ago during the recession and squatting in an abandoned house, our only food came from a food pantry because we couldn’t even get food stamps (with two small children to feed as well).

I had the only job I could find, which was 60 miles each way and I frequently had to choose between gas and food.

My co-workers went on and on about my weight loss one day, gushing over how great I looked and what was my secret.

I cried in the bathroom for an hour after that.

This bitch can go jump off a cliff.

(Source: sandandglass, via ispeaktroll)

xekstrin:

The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via fourthemotherland)

Timestamp: 1398301673

xekstrin:

The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via fourthemotherland)

princessababwa:

When I pass a test that everyone else fails

image

(via turkeybootyjuice)

shavostars:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.

(via vanhouten-peter)

phoenixfrost:

spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

the Government needs a Wendy. 

(via cassondrabookxv)

Timestamp: 1398300736

phoenixfrost:

spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

the Government needs a Wendy. 

(via cassondrabookxv)